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Funny Yoga quotes for Yoga Day

“Yoga: because punching people is frowned upon.”

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“Yoga is like a silent scream for your body.”

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“I do yoga to relieve stress…just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.”

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“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I fall asleep in savasana.”

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“Yoga: where the only thing that’s flexible is my wallet.”

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“I do yoga to remind myself that I have a body part called ‘abs’.”

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“I’m not great at yoga, but I’m pretty good at shavasana.”

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“Yoga: because it’s cheaper than therapy.”

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“Namaste in bed all day.”

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“Yoga: the only time it’s socially acceptable to put your foot in your face.”

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“Yoga: the art of pretending to be a tree.”

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“Yoga: the best way to tell your body you’re sorry for what you did to it in college.”

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“I do yoga to stretch my patience as much as my hamstrings.”

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“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I make sure to Instagram it.”

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“Yoga: because it’s hard to find inner peace with an empty stomach.”

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“Yoga is just Pilates for people who believe in reincarnation.”

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“I’m not saying I’m good at yoga, but I can touch my toes while eating a donut.”

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“I have a love-hate relationship with yoga. I love the way it makes me feel, but I hate actually doing it.”

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“Yoga: where the real workout is trying not to fart during class.”

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“Namaste in bed? I prefer namaste at the bar.”

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“I do yoga because punching people is frowned upon, and I already have a criminal record.”

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“Yoga: because sometimes you just need to downward dog your way out of a bad day.”

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“Yoga: the only time it’s acceptable to be a warrior while wearing stretchy pants.”

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“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I pretend I’m on a tropical beach instead of a sweaty studio.”

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“Yoga: where the only thing that’s enlightened is my teacher’s bank account.”

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“I do yoga because I heard it’s a good way to keep your chakras in check.”

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“Yoga: where the hardest part is trying not to fall asleep in corpse pose.”

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“I don’t always do yoga, but when I do, I make sure to thank my mat for not judging me.”

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“Yoga: because stretching is easier than actually dealing with your problems.”

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“I do yoga because it’s the only time I can pretend I’m a graceful swan instead of a clumsy human.”


International Yoga Day

Funny Yoga quotes for Yoga Day. Welcome to our collection of funny yoga quotes for Yoga Day! We all know yoga is a serious practice, but sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the funniest yoga quotes from yogis, comedians, and pop culture icons.

Whether you’re a seasoned yogi or just starting out, these quotes will remind you not to take yourself too seriously and to enjoy the journey.

So, take a moment to browse our collection of funny yoga quotes and have a laugh. And remember, yoga is all about finding balance in life, including between the serious and the silly. Happy Yoga Day!

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