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Happy Father’s Day funny quotes and messages

Happy Father’s Day to the man who always manages to keep his kids alive, despite their best efforts to prove him wrong. May your day be filled with plenty of dad jokes, cold beers, and well-behaved offspring (we can dream, right?). Cheers to you!

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Happy Father’s Day to the dad who still knows how to embarrass me in front of my friends, but somehow still manages to be cool.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who may not have all the answers, but always has a dad joke ready to go.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows!

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Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best dad…or at least the one who still insists on wearing his socks with sandals.

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Happy Father’s Day to the dad who always pretended he knew how to fix everything but secretly just Googled it.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who still pretends he understands my jokes even though I know he’s secretly Googling them.

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Thanks, Dad, for teaching me how to fix things around the house. Now if only you could teach me how to fix my life.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who always claims he’s ‘babysitting’ our kids when I’m not around. Newsflash, honey, they’re YOUR kids too!

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Happy Father’s Day to the dad who taught me everything I know…except how to fix a car, do my taxes, or change a tire.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who never gets tired of dad jokes, even when our kids groan and roll their eyes. You may not be the funniest comedian, but you sure know how to make us laugh.

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who always said he didn’t want any presents, but secretly hoped we’d get him something awesome anyways. Congratulations Dad, you got your wish – a heartfelt ‘thank you’ and this terrible pun!

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Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me how to tie a tie…even though he still can’t tie his own!

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Cheers to the dad who knows how to rock a dad bod like it’s nobody’s business! Happy Father’s Day!

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Happy Father’s Day to the guy who’s always there for his kids, except when he’s napping. We love you anyway!

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To the dad who always has a joke ready, even if it’s not very funny… Happy Father’s Day! We still love your corny sense of humor.

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Happy Father’s Day to the guy who never fails to embarrass his kids with his dance moves. Keep boogying, Dad!


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Happy Father’s Day funny quotes and messages. Fathers are the unsung heroes in our lives, always there to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. On Father’s Day, it’s time to show them some love and appreciation for all they do. And what better way to do that than with some hilarious and witty quotes and messages?

Our collection of Father’s Day funny quotes and messages will have you and your dad laughing out loud. From silly dad jokes to witty one-liners, we’ve got it all. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt message or a light-hearted joke, we’ve got something for everyone.

Our selection of quotes and messages are perfect for sharing on social media, in a card, or even in a text message. They’re sure to put a smile on your dad’s face and let him know how much he means to you.

So, take a look through our collection and find the perfect funny quote or message for your dad this Father’s Day. And remember, laughter is the best gift you can give your dad!

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